Edison: Seriously?
Fancy: Yeah.
Edison: When you get here, I’m taking some days off. The fridge will be stocked, and the sheets will be fresh. And you will not be allowed to leave the house. Clothes will be forbidden. And our lips will be raw from all the kissing.
Fancy: So, you’re going to make me your sex doll for a week?
Edison: Well, we have a lot of time to make up for.
Fancy: We sure do. I guess spending the day wrapped up in your arms will suffice.
Edison: Oh, I almost forgot. The shed was delivered today.
Fancy: Shed?
Edison: Yep, I got you a shed for your music. It looks basic right now but when me and Oz are through it’ll be a temperature controlled cozy space to create. Right now, we’re working on the electrical and plumbing. I’m gonna hold off on making any design decisions because I want you to have a say in the decor.
Fancy: Edison, you didn’t have to go to all that trouble. I could have found a spot in the house.
Edison: No, you deserve a space all your own. I have the garage, and you’ll have your she shed.
Fancy: She shed.
Edison: That’s what they call it. Google it. There’s a ton of inspiration. I’ve pinned a few interiors I think you might like. I’ll text them to you.
Fancy: Sounds like you’re really loving the Wi-Fi.
Edison: It comes in handy.
Fancy: Thank you. You didn’t have to do that, but I appreciate it.
Edison: Baby, my home is your home, and I want you to love being there.
Fancy: No more purchases until I get back. Since when did you and Oz start hanging out again?
Edison: We’re not hanging out. He’s good with electrical wiring.
Fancy: Don’t let Dial find out.
Edison: Rolling my eyes emoji.
Fancy: You know you could just use the actual emoji.
Day 51 of the Girls Behaving Badly tour
Edison: Are you still up?
Fancy: Unfortunately, yes, still on an adrenaline high from the show tonight.
Edison: Fans posted clips of the show. You and Darla look great up there.
Fancy: It’s funny, we’ve spoken less than five words to each other but when we get on stage we lock in and it’s like my best friend is back. Kind of a mind fuck.
Edison: Maybe there’s still something there.
Fancy: If there is I’d have to sweep away a mountain of rubble to get to it.
Day 60 of the Girls Behaving Badly tour
