Edison: This day just took a turn.
Fancy: What’s wrong.
Edison: My parents put the house up for sale.
Fancy: Eddy, I know you were hoping they’d change their minds.
Edison: I thought we had more time. It’s not even December. How could they just sell my childhood home. I don’t want strangers roaming around in it.
Fancy: We could make an offer on it. And just figure out the details later.
Edison: No. I’m not a do it for the plot type of guy.
Fancy: All in is it under a million?
Edison: Yeah.
Fancy: Let’s buy a fucking house.
Edison: Fancy, whoa.
Fancy: I’m serious.
Edison: I know you are and that’s what scares me.
Fancy: It could be an extra place for Maple or our future kids. Maybe Dial or Cyrus want to get in on this. It’s a great investment.
Edison: You want to purchase and upkeep a home for the swimmers in my nut sack?
Fancy: Not just any home. Your home.
Edison: Decisions like this aren’t made via text message.
Fancy: Then call me and I’ll tell you the same damn thing.
Day 66 of the Girls Behaving Badly tour
Fancy: Whatcha doing?
Edison: Dial is over here making brisket and getting on my last nerve.
Fancy: Tell her I said hello.
Edison: …
Fancy: Did she say hi back?
Edison: Something like that.
Fancy: When I get back, I’m going to make it my mission to become her best friend.
Edison: Good luck with that.
Fancy: I’m talking about friendship bracelets, late night chats, and braiding one another’s hair.
Edison: This is Dial. I don’t like being touched.
Fancy: Okay we’ll work on that because I’m a hugger.
