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Tim

Wait. WAIT. Did you all just see what he posted?

Marin

OMG

Colin

No??

Tim

OH. MY. GOD.

Marin

A selfie. Of Amelia. In his hoodie.

Tim

NO PANTS. WET HAIR. ZERO CAPTION.

Tim

WE ARE UNWELL.

Colin

Why? It’s just a photo. And the hoodie covers everything

Colin

I know Gage doesn’t post much to socials, but this doesn’t seem weird.

Tim

YOU SWEET, UNSCROLLED FOOL. Colin. Colin, baby. That wasn’t just a photo.

Colin

Looked like one to me.

Tim

That was a WIFE who took a photo of herself on HER HUSBAND’S PHONE while wearing HIS HOODIE and not a goddamn thing else, and then handed it back to him like “use this when you miss me.”

Colin

And?

Tim

And then he posted it. TO THE WORLD. Without a single word. Because the message was clear.

Colin

Which was?