“Tell her to call Zoya and tell her it’s an emergency.”
Quasim put the phone on speaker. “Why am I lying to her, Capri?”
“Because she lied to me first… tell her, Blair.”
“I hate lying though.”
“You hate lying, Anjo? What about that headache you had for a week last week?” Quasim questioned.
Blair busted out laughing. “That was because I was ovulating, and you’re not going to get me before this trip.”
“Wanna bet?”
“No need… Elijah wants to camp in the backyard, and I told him that you would.” She laughed.
“Yeah, this is all cute. Go lie to our best friend and bring a bottle of wine over.” Capri cut their conversation off, as Quasim stood up and went to finish talking to his wife.
“Why you trying to set her off?”
“I’m not… we haven’t all hung together and just chilled. I’m about to tell Erin and Alaia to bring their big-headed husbands over… I don’t think Aim is home from work yet, and Capella is out of town with Jaiden.” She was trying to remember all the whereabouts of her family.
“Sug, INY.”
She smiled, as she hopped off the couch. “I’ll lay her down.”
I kissed my Cherry’s head, and she carefully took her while she headed to her husband. “What that mean?”
“Bet you wanna know… tell Zoya BTA.”
“Fuck that mean?”
“Belt to ass.” He laughed, as he slid the sliding door closed, and I remained on the back porch alone.
Quasim was on the phone smirking. Apparently, the call turned to a facetime and Blair had this nigga smiling like the fucking Cheshire cat.
I was the only nigga that couldn’t get his shit right when it came to having a relationship. Fucked Zoya so good that I sent her ass running away from me.
“Fuck that… the resort nanny took CeeCee to swim with the dolphins. Gorgeous peeped from across the resort, and I saw her running like her life depended on it.”
Erin was becoming all flustered just thinking about the situation. “My baby’s life did depend on it. When I ran up on them, my baby was literally telling her that her mama wouldn’t be happy.”
Cappadonna’s loud ass laugh could be heard from the other side of the compound. He had tears in his eyes while Alaia had slid onto the floor with her legs crossed. “Yo, Capp, her wig flew off her head with how fast she was running.” Capone continued telling the story of their family vacation.
“I snatched my baby like they snatched every kid in every movie Halle Berry acted in… fuck she thought?”
“Yo, E, what she say to you?”
“She was stammering and all nervous. I couldn’t really get in her ass because Jaiden came pulling me away. That hoe heard me when I said no dolphin swimming.”
Everybody was laughing from the way Erin was standing on business behind her going off on the resort nanny. “Jaiden paid that lady so quick and sent her ass on.”
“Then she called me and Capri on three-way and said that the people there wanted to kill ya’ll.” Alaia called her out.
“Wanted to open a whole lawsuit on the resort,” Capri laughed, sipping her drink while sitting in Meer’s lap.
I assumed she and Meer worked their shit out or came to some understanding. He was holding onto her, kissing her arm while she sipped her drink.
“In my defense, I was six drinks in and still pissed.” She folded her arms and laughed thinking about it.
