A Pattern To Warm Your Wiener
Keep it warm. Keep it weird.
Materials:
Worsted weight yarn (cotton or acrylic—because sweat happens)
US size 6 (4.0 mm) double-pointed needles (or circular for magic loop)
Stitch marker
Embroidery needle
Optional: Feather boa scraps, faux leather straps, mini handcuff charms, googly eyes
Measurements:
Designed to fit mostaverage-sized sausages.
Easily adjustable for more generous or modest portions.
Pattern:
Cast on 36 sts. Join to knit in the round. Place stitch marker.
Ribbing (for...grip):
K1, P1 around for 5 rounds. (Add a little ruffle if you’re feeling extra spicy.)
Body:
