Warning:
Not FDA-approved for actual sausage storage.
Use responsibly. Or don't.
*Betty Beasley approved
KINKY KNITTING: Ball Cozies
A Pattern To Warm Your Sac
The companion to the Spicy Sausage Cozy. For full… coverage.
Pattern Name: “Two Purls, One Pair”
Materials:
Worsted weight yarn in your preferredflesh toneor neon for pride
US size 5 or 6 DPNs or magic loop
Stuffing (polyfill, cotton balls, unclaimed dryer lint)
Embroidery thread for veins (you know you want to)
Optional: Velcro, tassels, pompoms, or jingle bells for maximum ridiculousness
Measurements:
Each cozy is about the size of a clementine.
Or go grapefruit. I’m not here to kink-shame your gauge.
