Pattern (Make 2):
CO: 6 stitches
Join in the round. Place marker.
Round 1: Kfb in each stitch (12)
Round 2:K1, Kfbaround (18)
Round 3:K2, Kfbaround (24)
Round 4:K3, Kfbaround (30)
Round 5–10: Knit every round (or until the sack... er, sphere... is firming up nicely)
Optional Round 6: Add bobble stitch for… anatomical flair.
Begin Decrease:
Round 11:K3, K2togaround
Round 12:K2, K2togaround
Round 13:K1, K2togaround
Stuff like your secrets depend on it.
Final Round:K2togaround to 6 sts. Break yarn, draw through, tighten like a safe word.
Suggested Pairing:
Attach both balls to theSpicy Sausage Cozyusing I-cord, braided yarn, or a felted strap labeled“Certified USDA Prime.”
Finishing Touches:
Embroider tiny veins or piercings
Add a drawstring for adjustable… tension
Create a “jockstrap” harness version with leather yarn and brass rings
For display: nestle in a velvet-lined gift box labeled “Delicates”
