Can we get a cat?
Brandt:
No.
McCormick:
Pics or it didn’t happen!
Brandt:
Ok, maybe.
Bitches Group Chat
Time:4:16 PM
Wardell:
Who in the fuck messed with my radio presets in the jeep?! I gave three of you a ride and now I’ve got nothing but Christian rock and… what was that, Brandt?
Brandt:
Polka.
Wardell:
I don’t even know what that is! I never thought I would repeat a Top Gun line, but I want some butts!
Mandy:
That sounds like hell.
McCormick:
I swear I would never do you dirty like that.
Nash:
Honestly, I think it was Valor. He was pawing your dash.
Stiles:
Screwed by a pussy/Kitty. Bet you never thought you’d say that again
Jax:
I’m muting you dumb fuckers.
Bitches Group Chat
Time:7:12 PM
Stiles:
Has anyone caught this true crime documentary on how to hide bodies?
McCormick:
