Massive
Sausage
12-incher (Can a penis really be ruler size? Probably need to google.)
Schlong
Meat Stick?
Banana Hammock?
“You feel so big. And hard ...” I reference my notes again. “And long, like a ... like a flagpole I want to climb up and start singing ‘God Bless America’ while I’m waving the Stars and Stripes in the airand riding your ... big, hard, long, thick cock,” I tell him while trying to use my sexiest voice. “I want to save Lady Liberty and ride Randy.”
“You want to sing what?” Randy asks, and it feels like maybe my patriotic ramble threw him a little off his game.
“I don’t want to sing anything, Randy,” I quickly redirect myself. “I just want to feel your big ol’ cock and balls inside me.”
“You can take all of me inside you, Ruby? My cockandmy balls?”
I scrunch up my nose, trying to figure out if that’s even physically possible. What do I know? I’ve never had a penis inside me, much less a penisplusballs.
Surely anything’s possible in fictional phone sex land ...I shrug and pick up my pen to tap it against my notepad. You never know when a word will come out of a pervy caller’s mouth that I can use for future calls.
“Oh yeah, Randy. I can fitallof you in me. Your cock and your cock’s ball besties. It’s going to be a whole big party in my ...” I glance at my notes again, sliding my pen down each word in search of a few that seem to fit the vibe.
For the chicks:
Pussy
