Cunt
Wet
Aching
Needy
Pink Taco? (too much?)
Moist
Twat
Hoo-hah?
Beaver?
“. . . wet, needy, aching pussy,” I say, just mixing a dirty-word salad on the fly. “Should I put them in me? Your cock and your balls?You want my big ... huge ... cunt to play magician and make them disappear?”
Big, huge cunt?I cringe at myself.Way to paint a picture.
“Not yet, Ruby.” Randy’s breath is getting breathier, and I’m silently thankful he doesn’t mind the idea of cavernous beavers.
I might’ve accidentally looked at my list for dicks instead of chicks.Whoops.Though I’d say it’s pretty clear I don’t have a single clue what kind of dirty shit men like to hear. For all I know, Randy would blow his load over me saying I’m going to shove a vacuum cleaner up his ass.
