—Seth Carson, “Profile Me, Baby”
#LANAVSSETH
ROB:For those of you keeping score, current standings are Seth: 91 Lana: 79
COREY:Closing the gap, bitches!
TESSA:Another stellar piece this week,@Lana!
COREY:Totally! You almost made me want to try kickboxing!
Almost.
ROB:Seth’s comments are still outpacing Lana’s this week, but Lana’s have shown an uptick.
COREY:Whose side are you on?
ROB:I am on no one’s side because there shouldn’t be sides because we’re grown-ups.
LANA:Some more than others.
SETH:I appreciate your support,@Rob.
@Lana, sorry about the ass whooping, I promise I’m not trying to totally decimate you.
LANA:Fuck off.
SETH:You were saying some of us are more adult than others?
LANA:I hate you.
JAMES:Get. a. room.
Seth:Did you also receive a cryptic email from Natasha?
Lana:“Be at the below address tomorrow at 10:00 am”? Yes. Yes I did.
Seth:Should we be scared?
Lana:Probably.
Lana:Also, if you’re still feeling iffy about driving in LA, you should take a Lyft. The address she sent is right in the middle of Hollywood and traffic and parking will be a bitch.
Seth:Will do.
Seth:And thanks.
Lana:Any hits on your dating profile yet?
Seth:Um, yes?
Seth:Is that something you wanna hear about?
Lana:...
Lana:I don’t know what I want anymore.
Lana:See you tomorrow.
