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Big Mand

It’s eight, isn’t it?

Liberty

Everyone knows the Grand Canyon is where they hide all the bodies.

Tash

What bodies?

Liberty

Bodies in general.

Big Sue

Be specific, because it’s a four-hour drive there and a four-hour drive back. Does Hank Junior have that kind of time to spare? He did say he was only in town for a few days.

Big Mand

I’m not sure Hank would dispose of the body. Isn’t that the sort of thing you ask the minions to do?

Me

Can you all stop clogging up the group chat.

Cherry

Is it a Barbie and Ken day?

Me

Yes. We are doing the group montage and video.

Tash

How do you get pizza out of a wig?

Big Sue

Back to the bodies.

Big Mand

It’s only one body and it’s Luke.

Big Sue

He’s royalty. This could spark a diplomatic incident. A code red.

Tash

Shit. What do we do about Luke?

Cherry

He’ll have to come with us.