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ROBBIE

Finn.

FINN

Tessa Virtue and Scott Moir.

ROBBIE

Uh… the… figure skaters.

FINN

Gasps dramatically with hand on throat.BLASPHEMER! They’re Canadian gold-medallist ice dancers, Robbie! They’re a national BLEEP treasure.

ROBBIE

And you’re going to make me watch them dance?

FINN

Makeyou. Like it’s not a privilege, an honour. You could only hope to—

ROBBIE

Finn.

FINN

Fine. Ingrate. Here.

FINN shoves the tablet at ROBBIE with the video already running.

MONTAGE of ROBBIE watching the video

ROBBIE

Okay, I see the appeal.

Damn. I kinda feel like a voyeur.

Oh my—

Did she just—

This was live? On international television?

Good Lord.

Wait—

Yeah, I’m definitely not doing that.

END MONTAGE

ROBBIE

No way I’m reaching that level of awesome.