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DID YOU SLEEP THERE

DID YOU WAKE UP THERE

DID HE MAKE YOU BREAKFAST

ARE YOU WEARING HIS SHIRT

ANSWER US

Ruby:

I AM NOT WEARING HIS SHIRT

STOP ASSUMING THINGS

Ava:

That sounds like shirt-wearing energy to me

Trey:

If he made coffee he likes you

Men only microwave their souls for hookups.

They only brew for wives.

Ruby:

STOP CALLING ME A WIFE

I AM HANGING UP ON THIS ENTIRE FRIENDSHIP

Sienna:

Picture

Or we riot

Ruby:

ABSOLUTELY NOT

BLOCKED

GOODBYE

Ava:

We will simply assume everything

Trey:

Everything

And more

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