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Dinner is the final boss of dating.

You don’t go to dinner with someone unless you want:

1. Emotional damage

2. An orgasm

3. Or both

Trey:

DINNER IS SO INTIMATE.

It’s foreplay with silverware.

Ruby:

STOP.

PLEASE STOP.

Ava:

Did he ask?

Or did he tell you?

Ruby:

…

He told me.

Sienna:

OH MY GOD.

ALPHA ENERGY.

DOM-CONFIDENCE.

THAT MAN COULD REARRANGE MY FURNITURE JUST BY SAYING HELLO.

Trey:

If a man with that voice said “dinner,” I’d be on a plate with garnish.

Ruby:

I HATE YOU ALL.

Ava:

Okay, but serious question:

Do you want to go?

Ruby: