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“I guess,” he says. “But I really wish it were different.”

“So do I.”

“We’re going to find a way to be friends again,” he insists.

“I hope so,” I tell him, meaning it.

Truthfully, only time will. With time, the pain will dull, and our relationship will change. We’ll pull apart, and it will hurt, but maybe we’ll find a new peace at the end of it.

CHAPTER THIRTY-FIVE

Group chat with Hannah, Briar, and Sophie

Hannah: Holy shit, holy shit, you won’t believe it.

Hannah: The gods are smiling on us today.

Hannah: This is MAJOR.

Briar: Did you just get engaged?!?

Hannah: BETTER

Me: Better than a double wedding? Unthinkable.

Hannah: THE SHIRTLESS CHEF WAS UNMASKED. THERE WAS ANOTHER UNMASKING.

Me: Holy shit, who is he?

Hannah: I’m sendingyou the video.

Hannah: His brother walked in, and the camera got jostled so we all saw his face. It was a live broadcast, so now everyone knows.

Hannah: Get this. His name is Giovanni Cafiero. He and his family run this Italian deli in a small town in Maine. That place is gonna get MOBBED.

Hannah: Not in the Italian way, but in the busy way.

Sophie: Uh, guys. That’s super interesting, but I have bigger news.

Briar: You’re pregnant?!?

Sophie: Nope. Not yet.

Sophie: Rob just got off the phone with his dad.

Sophie: JONAH GOT ARRESTED

Hannah: OMG. I almost just peed my pants laughing

Hannah: What happened?

Sophie: Let’s meet.

It’s probably bad form to celebrate someone else’s misfortune.

I honestly couldn’t care less.

It’s Thursday afternoon, twenty-four hours before Cormac is due to get back from San Francisco, and I’m in Tea of Fortune with Hannah, Briar, Sophie, and Dottie.There’s a handwritten sign on the door reading, CLOSED FOR PRIVATE CELEBRATION. We’re sitting at a little round table drinking iced tea dosed with peach schnapps, which is a surprisingly refreshing combination.