Sarah:Do you believe him?
Ash:I do actually.
Melusi:WHATTHEFUCK!
Yo:Welcome to the convo.
Melusi:This is crazy.
Melusi:What’s he like now? What does he look like?
Ash:Oh my God, he is gorgeous. Which I obviously hate. He looks nothing like he used to. I only recognized him by his eyes. He’s still as tall as he was, obviously, but he’s filled out with muscles everywhere. His hair is longer, he has a beard, but a really sexy one, and he seems so confident and self-assured.
Melusi:God, don’t you hate it when that happens. Your ex turns out hot!
Charlie:It’s the worst. And so inconvenient, given the bizarre circumstances.
Yo:Wait . . . you guys are missing something here.
Yo:SomethingHUGE!
Yo:So all those stories we heard about Max, were actually about Logan?
Charlie:God. Yes. I didn’t think of that.
Sarah:How could you have forgotten the squirting orgasms?
Ash:I find that so hard to believe, given my experience with him. Those stories could not be about him, could they?
Sarah:It’s been thirteen years—if he’s changed so much in other ways, maybe he’s changed in the bedroom too!
Ash:This is the man who blew air on my vagina!
Russ:Whoa! I just joined this and the first word I see is vagina.
Melusi:I suggest going back to the beginning of this conversation! Trust me. You’re going to need to.
Sarah:I can’t believe it. We were just talking about him the other night. We never talk about him and now here he is!
Ash:It’s so bizarre.
Yo:Or . . .
Ash:What? Why are there dots there?
I waited for a response that was not coming. I started to get a strange little feeling inside.
Ash:WHAT?
Yo:You remember what that psychic said. She said go back to the source to undo the curse.
Ash:Please don’t say another word.
Yo:You’re at the source! And how bizarre is it that we were all teasing you about having sex with Max to break the curse, and now Max turns out to be Logan and Logan is the source! It’s like the entire universe is in retrograde or something. Because something very weird is going on.
Russ:WHATTHEHELL!
Charlie:Welcome to the convo.
