Hades
As long as they keep his butt safe and unharmed, sure.
Do I want to know what butt blessings are?
Emmy
i will give aaren some to give you
you should put up them in every doorway in your house
Aaren gasped. “Every doorway?”
Emmy ducked behind the bar and emerged with some colorful squares of paper. He produced two markers too. “Here, let’s make butt blessings.”
“I hired you to work,” Olson yelled into the kitchen.
“But this is a butt blessing emergency!” Emmy yelled back. “Aaren’s butt needs to be blessed!”
Olson sighed very loudly. “Three minutes.”
Emmy cheered. He thrust a marker and some paper squares at Aaren. “C’mon, hurry! Draw them!”
Aaren had seen Emmy’s butt blessings before, so it wasn’t too difficult to start drawing the crude cock and balls on each paper square. Aaren added wrinkles and hair to the balls like what Emmy was doing.
When they were done, Emmy clutched his paper squares and raised them above his head. Aaren copied him.
“Follow me.” Emmy looked up and waved the paper squares through the air. “Oh dick gods, oh butt gods, give us your creamiest blessings to fill Aaren’s life and his alpha’s too. May they have many butts full of blessings.”
Aaren repeated what Emmy had said, waving his own squares through the air.
Emmy made several loud sucking sounds.
“There!” he said brightly, giving his squares to Aaren. “Now they’ve sucked in all the good dick juju. Remember, put them in every doorway. Right above your head so it can jizz blessings down on you. Put one above your bed too.”
Aaren’s heart leaped. “Thank you Emmy!”
“Of course! Now, I’ll write you and your alpha some special pickup lines,” Emmy said. He picked up his phone and began typing.
Emmy
i gave aarey some butt blessings
time for your pickup lines!!!
aaren will love them completely and his butt will blossom like a rose for you
have you fucked roses before?
Hades
Wtf?
Emmy
have you put your love cucumber into a flower before???? pollinate it and give it your innocent manly dew drops
Aaren could just imagine Hades staring at Emmy’s texts, struck speechless. He giggled. “I don’t think he’s fucked flowers before. But maybe someday he’ll want to try?”
