Emmy gasped.
Emmy
aarey says youve never fucked a flower before
youre missing out
its ok aarens butt is better anyway
Hades
Is Aaren there with you?
Emmy
yes but shhh im writing you pickup lines!!!!!
Aaren felt his own phone buzz in his pocket. He pulled it out, holding his breath.
ESC
So... flower fucking?
Aaren
Omg that was not my idea!
ESC
I would decorate you with flowers though. Maybe some petals to go with the lace next time?
Aaren
I like
Emmy gave me some butt blessings to put up around your house. Do you want to? He says they should go in the doorways and above the bed
ESC
Sure.
Aaren
Really?? Even the one above the bed?
ESC
I don’t see why not.
Aaren
You’re the best (smiley emoji)
ESC
You’re the best, sweetheart.
Aaren barely had time to feel all warm and squishy inside. Emmy crowed, waving his phone in the air. “Sent!”
