Madison:Girl, why are you even texting right now? Aren’t you supposed to be in Hawaii with your new husband?
Jamie:She is, but let’s be honest, none of us are really going to be able to sleep until Zach and Honey are finally together.
Olivia:@Jamie your comment made me laugh so loud, I thought my water just broke.
Jamie:It was sarcasm, Liv, but I guess that didn’t come through in text.
Mike:Just for clarification: it didn’t break right? Because I really don’t want to miss this.
Tiff:Where are you?
Mike:I’m in Rome for work.
Madison:Rome? As in Zach’s Raptors home?
Mike:Yeah. I’m watching his game in an hour. Just getting ready to go to the stadium.
Madison:And Honey isn’t there?
Mike:Of course not. Honey’s at college.
Madison:So, is this it? That’s the end of it all?
Tiff:Yeah. Sometimes you just have to leave people to work it out themselves, you know?
Madison:Well, that’s an even more disappointing ending than The Baseball Bachelor this season.
Reese:Actually, I think there’s a lot more going on.
Madison:Reese! I almost forgot you were in this group! How are you, buddy?
Reese:Good. Like Olivia, I’ve been a little busy losing games to think about Honey and Zach.
Madison:Helpful.
Reese:Let me finish. Zach has a roommate named Dax who’s been thinking about it a lot more than me. He has ideas. Can I add him to the group?
Madison:His name is Dax? He sounds like he should be doing high-quality porn.
Mike:Says the girl engaged to a man named Dash.
Madison:Point taken. Fine. Unleash the kraken, or the football player.
Reese added Dax to the conversation.
Dax:So this is the group? I’ve heard so much about it, but honestly, it’s better than anything I could imagine. I like the football / honeybee wallpaper you picked.
Olivia:That was me. I thought it was perfect.
Madison:Welcome, Dax. We hear you have some interesting gossip about our misguided quarterback and his long-lost honeybee. Care to share it with the group?
Dax:Wait, do I need to do an introduction? Like maybe I could send some slides and a video.
Madison:No. We don’t need that. I just want to know what you know.
Dax:Wow. Okay. @Madison, has anyone ever told you that you’re quite intense?
Tiff:Yes.
