Olivia:I have.
Jamie:All the time.
Reese:I met her once and she’s more invested in my love life than I am.
Madison:Okay. I know I’m intense, but what can I say? I love LOVE. Now, tell me what do you know?!
Dax:Well, I know that Zach is doing a photoshoot with Whit Marlow next week.
Reese:Wait, that was your super special information that you wouldn’t share with me until I added you to the group?
Dax:Yes.
Reese:But I already knew this.
Dax:I know, but how else did you expect me to get in?
Olivia:Why does Whit Marlow even matter?
Reese:[photo attached]
Madison:Whoa. That's her? Does she always play golf in a bikini?
Dax:If only.
Tiff:So what exactly are you implying? That Zach’s suddenly going to move on because he’s doing a photoshoot with a pretty girl? Trust me, Zach has only ever really wanted Honey. No one else has ever even come close.
Dax:Yeah, I know, Tiff. Did you forget I went to college with him, or were you too invested in Reese to notice me on the sidelines next to him?
Madison:I knew we shouldn’t have added him.
Dax:What? What’s wrong with saying that?! Didn’t everyone know that Reese had a crush on Tiff?
Reese:@Dax, I’d like to introduce you to @Jamie.... Tiff’s husband.
Dax:[Homer Simpson bush meme]
Tiff:Anyway. What are your thoughts on Zach and Honey?
Mike:Nice change of subject there....
Dax:Isn’t it obvious? Honey is going to see these photos. She’s going to get jealous and then she’s going to run back into his arms.
Olivia:That’s it?
Dax:Yeah. It’s totally going to work. Zach and Whit on the same campaign is too much hotness for anyone to handle. She’ll come back.
Madison:You’ve lost your credibility @Reese. Dax has added nothing.
Dax:Hey! That’s not the only idea I have.
Madison:I’m listening.
Dax:Okay. How about I fly Honey out here without telling Zach? Then one day when he’s coming home from a loss, she’s just there.
Mike:You won once.
Reese:Solely because Boston’s quarterback had to be taken out due to injury.
