Nash
I’m gonna need a fuckin’ show to go with the blowjob for all these pads.
Velvet
Well I’m gonna need lots of pads in exchange for a show.
Nash
I’ll back a fuckin’ truck in for one of your shows, baby. I’ll buy every fuckin’ pad I can find.
Velvet
See, this is why I married you.
Nash
Because I love the way you shake your ass?
Velvet
No because you love me. Let’s be real here, you’d back a truck in and buy every pad in sight for me even without a show, and even without a blowjob.
Nash
Fuck, you know I would. But fuckin’ promise me I’m getting something out of all these pads. Throw a man a fuckin’ bone.
Velvet
A show. A blowjob. And some wild sex.
Nash
Done.
Velvet
Oh, and I wasn’t finished my list yet. Here’s what else I need. From the chemist: pick up the scripts waiting for me there, plus some Vitamin D. From the bakery: bread, bread rolls, croissants, and one of those banana breads I love. From the dry cleaner: pick up my skirt I had taken up. From the newsagent: pick up my magazine subscription waiting for me there.
Nash
Fuckin’ hell. This show, blowjob, and wild sex better be the best fuckin’ show, blowjob, and wild sex you’ve ever given me.
Velvet
You know you love me.
Nash
Fuck. You know I do.
Velvet
I love you too, baby xx
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