Oh hell yes, babe, I’m in!
Max
plus we get to meet my three new roommates!!
Jude
I can’t believe you’re excited about meeting three randos that you’re about to share living space with lol
Max
they’re only randos until I meet them! <3
plus one of them is suuuuuper cute, but I can’t tell if he’s gay or not
Celeste
You already stalked them on Insta, didn’t you?
Max
“stalked” is such a negative and wrong word. I prefer “researched”.
obviously I’m going to look these people up, I’m about to live with them!
Jude
figures
Max
one of them - Theo - is proudly bi, and he and his boyfriend are sooooo cute together! They’ve been together for like 2 years
Vimlesh is a mystery, but very likely straight based on vibes
but then there’s Oliver, and his Insta is extremely unhelpful. He and Theo are childhood friends so he’s clearly an ally which is great but that’s all I could find
Celeste
You are too much, honey.
Max
it’s in my name, babe
Jude
okay so where and when are we meeting today, then?
Max
I’m thinking maybe like 4 or 5? God I hope it doesn’t take longer than that.
oakland hall, room 319
Celeste
Awesome! We’re in Oakland, too, so we’re just an elevator ride away!