I don’t want to talk about this anymore, Max.
Peaches
Although really great usage of the word behoove. But please promise me you will NOT go any further with plans to go after Javier.
Me
Why not?
Peaches
Because it’s not important to me. I made peace with that part of my life a long time ago. He was a minor blip, and I refuse to give him any more attention. I really hope you’ll do the same.
Me
So you admit it was Morales.
Peaches
Yes. Please leave it alone.
Me
Related question. What’s a kumquat?
Peaches
It’s like an orange, but you eat the peel. And that’s not even remotely related.
Me
Add that to the “Max won’t eat this” list.
Peaches
You don’t have a list.
Me
Probably a good idea to start one.
Me
Ostrich eggs and kumquats.
Peaches
I have a feeling I’m going to need tabs on this list.
Me
I found this thing called a Crosnes? Yeah, I’m not eating that either.
Peaches
What the hell is that?
Me
