Well technically, I rode it twice…
Stella:
STOP! Hold it right there!
Stella:
Soph, that was a complete dick move of me to not check in with you first.
Sophia:
You’re a crazy lady. I promise Marco is going to be fine. You don’t need to fly back early—just do your thing there.
Stella:
Well this time I wasn’t checking in about that…I just wanted to check that you would be fine remaining present while discussing your brother’s balls and bits. *Insert eggplant emoji*
Evie:
*insert laughing emoji* I’m going to regret admitting this, but I have missed you and your filthy ways, Stella Jean Agueria.
Stella:
You’re secretly a minxy fox, Evie Grace Chalmers. You’re just a little uptight because you need someone who knows how to unlock your kinks.
Chiara:
Sebby baby *cough, cough*
Stella:
Oh don’t you be deflecting, Chiara Maria Gigioliotti.
Evie:
*Insert Keep His Name Outta Your Mouth GIF*
Chiara:
I love territorial Evie. Let her out to play more often.
Sophia:
I feel left out because I didn’t get middle-named, but this conversation has gone way off track and someone needs to restore order.
Stella:
Objection Sophia Rose Princi! My mind is one-track. I want the tiny Italian temptress to start talking now.
Sophia:
If I may, love bites were exchanged. I peeped them with my own eyes.
Stella:
Start talking, bitch.
Evie: