Chapter 10
-:- VICTORIA -:-
Jack and I have something to eat and a drink after Chaos left. We talk about different topics when there is a knock at the door, taking us by surprise as we were deep in conversation. I wait while Jack checks who it is, after I got the look to stay where I am sitting. Nyx, who’d left me a message earlier walks into the apartment giving me a broad smile.
“I’ve dropped the ladies at the clubhouse, and I’m sure they are up to something. Joan has this look on her face that she always has when something they have been planning is about to happen. Let’s get moving, Victoria, before they do something they shouldn’t.”
Jack chuckles and mumbles, “Them and the Stooges could get you hung. It’s a wonder they even got to be old ladies!”
Twenty minutes later as we walk into the common room, Nyx gasps, “What the hell?”
Now, I’m not a prude, but what I’m looking at is beyond anything I would have expected to see, even in an MC clubhouse. The oldies, as I refer to them, and I mean seven of them, are strutting around with strap-ons. Yeah, you get my meaning,thosetypes of strap-ons.
“Dick-atomy,” Joan laughs.
Carol wiggles her ass, which you know makes the dick wobble around at the front. “I’m dicktastic.” She giggles.
Bitty, not to be left out, laughs as she pretends to lunge in and out, “Speedy cockamamie.”
“Fuck's sake,” Nyx groans. “Where did they get them? You can bet it had something to do with Tina or Joan.”
“Oh, re-dick-ulous,” Sandy laughs, thrusting rudely.
Joan screams with laughter, “Yeah, we are dickerers.”
“Why is your dick that fluorescent color?” Tina asks Carol.
“It’s a glow in the dark type. So, you can see where it’s going…” All seven of them break out into peals of laughter, and some raw comments flow from them for a minute.
Sybil follows all that frivolity with a loud comment, “I’m a peacock,” then struts around the room mimicking one.
I look at Nyx from the side of my eye and grin, “How do you cope with them?”
Nyx shakes her head, “I don’t know. But honestly, they get worse. They are cock and dick - crazy. You know they wanted to rename blow jobs to suck jobs?”
Everyone comes to a halt when Axel bellows, “WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HERE? GET IN MY OFFICE, NOW!”
“Oh, oh, they’ve gone and done it now.” Nyx grabs my hand and I’m dragged along to Axel’s office. Why, I’ve no idea. I only came along with them, I don’t have a cock, dick, or whatever you want to call them!
Axel is standing behind his desk. Drag and Buzz are standing on either side of him, and it is obvious they are struggling to keep a straight face. But, turning and looking at the line of seven oldies all with erect dicks in front of them has a tiny giggle burst out of my mouth.
Nyx nudges me with her elbow and I quickly put on a firm face, no sign of a smile here, not when Axel gives me a frown.
“What the fuck are you all doing?” Axel snarls at the women.
I have no idea why that sets the women off, but they turn to each other, well, apart from Amelia, who seems not to have a partner, and they start hitting dicks together.
I side-eye Nyx who is looking like she wants the ground to swallow her. Buzz has a hand over his mouth, and Drag has turned his back to them, but we can all see his shoulders shaking.
“I repeat, what are you doing?” Axel now has his hands on his hips and is scowling at them all. “Stop that now!”
Joan giggles, then bravely states, “We are cockfighting.”
“Cockfighting? Fucking cockfighting! Get rid of those cocks right now and get to doing what you are supposed to be doing. I don’t want to see another cock, dick, or vagina…”
“Oh, Axel, that’s just nasty,” Tina states, and looks at the others who all nod as though the mention of a vagina is disgusting.
“Get rid of them and get out of here. If I see one more of these dicks, there will be trouble.” Axel takes a seat, thinking this is the end of the matter.
