MEGHAN
What's up?
OLIVIA
The doctor prescribed me orgasms.
Oh God, I can't believe I just sent that.But who else was there to talk to about this?Meghan had always been so open about everything.
MEGHAN
I'm sorry, what?
OLIVIA
Yep.They're supposed to help temporarily alleviate my pain.
She clearly doesn't know that my husband walked out on me, and I haven't heard from him in weeks.
A rush of sadness hit me as I thought about Ethan.How did we end up here?
MEGHAN
Please, you don't need a man for orgasms.
Though if you WANT a man, might I suggest your hunky boss?
My cheeks flushed hot at the mere suggestion.Carter?No way.He'd never—I couldn't...could I?
OLIVIA
OMG!NO!
MEGHAN
Welp, no time like the present to get started on that self-care!
Where are you now?
OLIVIA
Parking garage.Heading to Carter's.
My stomach turned over at the thought of seeing him, especially given the current conversation.
MEGHAN
Ooooh, perfect!Jump his bones when you get there!
I nearly choked on air.The image of me 'jumping Carter's bones' rose in my mind, and I was more than a little surprised at how my body reacted.
OLIVIA
You're seriously the worst.
MEGHAN
Girl, it's time to take matters into your own hands.Literally.