that ain’t no charm. maybe i joked before, but you’re right. that’s a curse. did i mention i’d like five minutes alone with him and a tire iron?
Ashton
once or twice
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it could be a hot poker instead
Ashton
noted. hopefully our FBI guy has fallen asleep at the keyboard
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man, i’ll risk it. i’m pretty sure anyone with two eyes and a soul would look the other way
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but the dream—it happened tonight?
Ashton
yes, unfortunately
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what did you do? what do you usually do?
Ashton
usually I lie here in the dark, sweating and struggling to loosen the vice around my chest until i feel semi-human again. It’s very sexy
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and you texted me instead?
Ashton
i suppose i did. I fell asleep earlier and never answered your last message. I apologize if that was inappropriate
Link
absolutely not. I’m glad you did. feel any better?
Ashton
yes, actually. No hyperventilating needed.
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so, if i’m hearing you right, you don’t usually reach out for help when you’re struggling, but tonight you did, and it worked. Yeah?
Ashton
perhaps
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