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emmersmacks:Im fourteen

emmersmacks:I totally could say that if I wanted

emmersmacks:But I wont cause I need a good grade on this test

Apocalypse_Cow:are you going to have him again next semester?

emmersmacks:No this is the last class with him

emmersmacks:But hes the only one who teaches it so if I dont pass I have to take it with him again

Apocalypse_Cow:that’s bullshit. you should go to the department head and say he’s discriminating against you because of your age.

4:31 p.m. (MirkerLurker has joined the message)

MirkerLurker:What’s going on?

Apocalypse_Cow:em’s shitty calc teacher keeps singling her out and making fun of her in class because of how young she is.

emmersmacks:Hes not making fun of me

emmersmacks:He calls me a baby every time I point out something wrong with his equations

emmersmacks:Like I was the one who got the answer wrong and Im just upset about it or something

I love that about Max and Emmy. Weeks without a long conversation, and they let me back into the fold like nothing has changed.

MirkerLurker:That sounds like he’s making fun of you.

MirkerLurker:Actually, it sounds like he’s an asshole. Teachers who call their students babies are assholes, no matter what the ages of the parties involved. You should tell the department head.

emmersmacks:Yeah

emmersmacks:Maybe

emmersmacks:Like I said, I just have to get through the rest of this semester and pass and then I dont have to see him again

Apocalypse_Cow:we’re serious, em. this is not okay. he shouldn’t be doing things like that.

emmersmacks:Can we change the topic now??

“Got a little winded, Eggs?”

I jump and look up. Dad trots back down the trail, smiling until he sees the phone in my hands. I try to stuff it back in my pocket, but it’s too late.

“I told you I wasn’t feeling good,” I say, picking myself up and brushing my pants off.

“I thought we said no phones?”

“You must have only said it to Church and Sully. I didn’t hear it.”

“Eggs.”

I climb up the trail past him. “I was talking to my friends.”

“But this is family time. I’m sure your friends will understand when we get back in a few days.” He catches up to me like he was walking beside me the whole time, and holds out his hand.

I still don’t hand it over. “It was important stuff.”