I’m sorry whatDid you start playing CoH?
Yesterday
Not to be an asshole but you’re probably toolow leveled for usAnd you may not even be on our server.
I am, I checked
Are you online right now? What’s your charname?
Ravenweal
8:10 p.m.
Wtf you’re level forty-five already?Have you been playing nonstop
Not nonstop, but a lotI want to start doing raids but Ineed a good clanI tried joining one yesterday butthey were super unorganized
Okay hold on I can’t just ask them to invite anyoneYou seriously leveled up that much in two days?You didn’t use a bot?
No botI’m just competitive, I guess?
No shitWhat raids are you looking to do?
All of themI should hit the level cap by Tuesday or Wednesday so I can do endgame stuff.
You got the expansions?
Totally updated except for Dreambreaker,yeah
OkayI mean, I think it’d be cool if you joined, but I don’thave invite power. I’ll have to ask someone whodoes.
That’s fineYou need a resume or something?Seems like a serious vetting process
Some of the people in the clan areprofessional streamers, so it is kinda seriousWe try to beat records, get world firsts, etc.They’re big in the community too
CoolI want in
Jesus, you’re intense when youwant something, huh?
Like I saidCompetitive
Okay okayIf you’re serious about the game,I’ll ask
I wouldn’t be bothering you about itif I wasn’t
You think you’re bothering me?
I always think I’m bothering peopleIt’s just I want this more than I wantto not bother you
8:32 p.m.
1. You’re not bothering meIf I didn’t want to talk to you, I wouldn’t have given you my number2. It’s cool that you’re playing the game3. You should be getting a clan invite in the next couple of minutes.
Check your messagesIt’ll be from Zookini
8:40 p.m.
Thanks, AshSeriously.
