“We value community.”
“You hate reading.”
“I’m growing.”
Noah nods.
“Personal development.”
Kane leans against the kitchen counter trying not to laugh.
I point at him.
“You were involved.”
“No.”
“You’re smiling.”
“I have a face.”
I hate that everyone has stolen that line.
The arrangement is legitimate enough.
Student-athlete services needs tutors who can travel occasionally when teams miss class.
I qualify.
My grades are strong.
I’m already working in the department.
I know the introductory material.
And the extra pay beats washing stockpots until I remove another layer of skin.
So now I have a badge.
A travel schedule.
A tutoring stipend.
And absolutely no official responsibility for explaining to five Division I basketball players why their hips open too early on closeouts.
That part remains underground.
Kane calls me their black-market coaching operation.
Vale calls me Intelligence.
Noah wanted to call the group chat Bookworm Analytics.
I threatened violence.
We settled on Study Group.
Subtle.