Page 58 of Falling Back to You

2 words. MRS. GULLIVER.

SHANE:

Cal, whatever you do, tread lightly.

DALLAS:

I’m not covering for you if you tick her off.

JULIET:

You make me sound like a monster.

CAL:

nah youre more like a honey badger with pink lipstick and better style

SHANE:

Now you’ve done it.

BRETT:

Lesson 101 in what never to say to women—*insert exactly what you just said*

CAL:

i just meant she’s grumpy but in an endearing way. have you seen a honey badger? adorable like you baby sis

GREYSON:

Foot meet mouth.

SHANE:

Hope you got a will, man.

JULIET:

Myles here again. “Cal, I’m going to slug you. We duel at dawn.” -Jules, verbatim

DALLAS:

Consider this my official endorsement. Make it a good one, sis.

Clarification: I endorse the slugging. Not the dueling.

I’m not cleaning blood off Main Street. Again.

CAL:

im gonna go before i make a mess of things

JULIET:

Too late.

CAL: