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So. Not. Helping.
Well, are you sure your technique is correct?
How would I know?????
I don’t know. Hey, have you tried watching porn? See what they do?
?!?!?!
You know, to check out your technique. Maybe you really are doing it wrong. I mean, it’s not that difficult, but everyone has to learn somewhere.
I am not watching porn to figure out how to give a blow job!
Oh, come on. You can’t tell me you’ve never seen it before. This time, just consider it a tutorial instead of entertainment.
Of course I haven’t watched porn before.
Yeah, right.
Wait … you’re serious?
I’ve spent my life in the hospital! When exactly am I supposed to have had this great education in pornography?
Your room had wi-fi.
Seriously? With the nurses and doctors and MOM AND DAD coming in at all hours? I was supposed to watch porn?
That’s what I did most of the time we were waiting for you to get out of chemo or surgery. Headphones, man. Best. Invention. Ever. I mean, next to internet porn.
Oh. My. God.
LOL
Oh. My. God.
Oh, come on. Lighten up. You’re in a hotel room, alone. When is there going to be a better time to figure this shit out? Doesn’t the hotel have like, pay-per-view movies? Get one of those.
I’m working here! I don’t think that can show up on the expense report!
Oh. Right. Well then, do what every other kid in the world does. Download that shit off the internet.
I can’t.
You totally can.
I can’t.
You totally should.
I. CAN’T!
I’m sending you links. I won’t take no for an answer. Do it. I expect a full report when I text you tomorrow.
Oh. My. God.
Have fun! :)
Are you there?
