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How vicious.

That last one makes me consider sucking his dick all over again.

Girl Gang Group Chat

Ruth

How are things going, Maren? Do you need help moving a body?

Brooke

I really freaking hope not. I just put on my pajamas.

Mariah

I could use a night out. I’m not saying go out of your way to commit a crime, but I’m also not saying I wouldn’t be down to help cover it up.

As long as I don’t have to change a diaper, I’m in.

Maren

Everyone knows the first rule of committing a crime is that you can’t tell anyone you committed a crime.

Brooke

That sounds a lot like I have one less brother-in-law.

Maren

He’s not dead.

Yet.

Ruth

Don’t kill him. If you kill him, Tucker will think I should come work in his department. And I’m not sure I can handle that.

Brooke

You’d rather work for Trevor than Tucker??????

Ruth

If you tell him that I’ll deny it until I die.

Brooke

Your secret is safe with me.

Mariah

So what I’m hearing is I’m not getting a night out.

Maren

No night out. I’m already in bed. It’s been a long fucking day and I just want to go to sleep.

Ruth