Page 47 of Shhh…It’s A Killer Story

"I've never understood people who don't like dogs."

Rosemary's tiny ceramic face peeked over the rim of the flowerpot beside me.

"They're suspicious."

"The people?"

"The people."

"I agree."

I studied the picture again.

"His owner isn't entirely unfortunate either."

Rosemary gasped dramatically.

"There it is."

"What?"

"The beginning."

"The beginning of what?"

"Your nonsense."

I locked my phone.

"There is no nonsense."

"You took a photograph."

"Of the dog."

"You framed his owner rather nicely."

"Accidentally."

"You centred him."

"I absolutely did not."

"You absolutely did."

I frowned.

"Maybe a little."

Rosemary folded her tiny arms.

"I've seen this before."

"No, you haven't."

"I've read books."

"So have I."