Page 13 of Bitter Truths

Guys, relax. It’s his shoulder, not his dick.

Weller

Bianca.

Freddie

Wow.

Owen

Princess, you sound disappointed.

Tristan

Thanks for the clarification, sweetheart. I was concerned.

Weller

Can we move on from this topic?

Me

Which topic? Owen’s disturbing shoulder injury or the fact that he’s not sending dick pics?

Weller

Bianca. Please.

Me

What? It’s so much fun pushing your buttons, Weller.

Freddie

Damn, what is happening?

Tristan

Owen

Feel free to push mine anytime.

Me

Anyway, about my trip. I wish we were going to the beach. I’ve never been, but Mom thinks soul-searching mountain treks are “transformative.” Because nothing says bonding like blisters and bears.

Freddie

YOU’VE NEVER BEEN TO THE BEACH?! This is a crisis! How did we fail you this badly?

I shouldn’t be this eager for their attention, but here I am, practically vibrating.

Me

Mom’s allergic to sun and fun?

Owen