Page 45 of Sour Notes

I do like you!

Swayze

You’ve had a funny way of showing it this last year.

Me

Dramatic much?

Swayze

Oh I’m sorry, I was under the illusion that you begged me to do this. If you don’t need me…

Me

Point taken. I’m sorry. Consider me the perfect doting girlfriend. I’ll be so far up your ass everyone will think we’re madly in love.

Swayze

Yeah about that. Should we have a rule about PDA?

Me

Good point. 4 - Kissing, touching and/or groping only permitted when we’re around other people. Not when we’re alone.

Swayze

Groping huh?

Me

Ehh I’m not opposed to giving or receiving a good butt grab every so often.

Swayze

You do have a damn good ass.

Me

Lol thanks.

We should have a safe word in case of a dating world ending emergency…

Swayze

What, like “red”?

Me

Excuuuuuse me, where have you been going sir?

Swayze

Don’t call me sir unless you’re prepared for the consequences of your actions.

Me

Are you flirting with me Wolfie?