Page 46 of Sour Notes

Swayze

If I was, you’d know.

Me

Suuure. Ok but not “red”, you’re no Christian Grey.

Swayze

How can you be so sure?

Me

We’re going wildly off topic my dude.

Swayze

Whatever, you pick.

Me

Fisticuffs

Swayze

FFS Mia. Are you serious? I’m supposed to say THAT if there’s an issue?

Me

What?? You told me to choose! And I think it’s cute…

You have handcuffs, and we get into little spats all the time

Swayze

Fine whatever. I’m regretting all my life choices right now, just so you’re aware.

Me

Don’t be a baby.

Swayze

Well I’m your baby for now, you’ll have to deal.

Me

Very good.

Ireread our messages with a huge grin on my face. For the first time in months, I don’t have the impending sense of doom about the wedding coming up. I can’t believe the answer to all my problems was right under my nose.

I mean, he’s caused a few problems of his own I guess, but if we can pull this off, I can forgive Halloween.

I’m just not sure I can forget it. The way his hands so expertly worked my body, the way he moved inside me.

Things I’m absolutely not supposed to be thinking about, considering the rules we just laid out.

But it’s fine. I’ve got this.