Vienna: What do you mean? I’m already back home. They can untie themselves.
The Birds: We’ve done it.
Vienna removed The Birds from the group chat.
Steph added The Birds to the group chat.
Steph: stop being a bitch, Vienna. If you can give it, you can take it.
Vienna removed Steph from the group chat.
Gabriella added Steph to the group chat.
Vienna: Traitor.
Gabriella: Well. I am a Rider. You coming to tie me up now?
Steph: Ooh, it’s getting spicy. Rachel, are you seeing this?
Steph: Rachel??
Rachel changed the group settings.
Dante is now an admin.
Dante changed the group name to Hell in a Handbasket.
I laughed at the domestic, only to see that Vienna was once again messaging me.
Vienna: You’re not a fucking Rider.
Vienna: You’re going to pay for saying that.
Vienna: I swear, your ass will be so sore, you won’t be able to sit for a week.
Vienna: You’re fucking mine, Gabriella. I don’t find this Rider talk funny at all.
I sent him a GIF of a woman riding a bike. Because why not? I lived to tease him. And then I focused back on the group chat.
Rachel: DANTE, STOP SNATCHING MY PHONE!!
Dante: Grow above 5ft and reach for it next time.
Vienna: Anyone else picturing her stomping her foot?
Rachel: I’ll stomp on your foot.
Vienna: Don’t be that way, hair buddy.
Hacksaw: I’m muting this chat.
Vienna: ...
Dante: ...
Rachel: ...
Gabriella: ...