Page 49 of I Wish He Would

FLETCH

I didn’t sign up for this.

COOPER

Me neither.

HAYDEN

Come on, guys! Don’t spoil the fun. We’re the only single Mustangs on the team, so we may as well accept it.

DAWSON

But Austin may not be single for long…

HAYDEN

TRUE

COOPER

I can feel your enthusiasm through your text.

HAYDEN

Goal accomplished.

COOPER

I’m too old for this.

FLETCH

I’m too cool for this.

HAYDEN

More like too LAME for this!

DAWSON

And this is why we’re still single.

COOPER

Has anyone heard from Austin?

DAWSON

Nope.

HAYDEN

Oh no, you don’t think there’s some crazy baseball fans who are holding him for ransom, do you??

COOPER

I think he can handle himself.