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Are we supposed to act surprised?
Kidding! But also, we totally knew it.
Thrilled for you, Lyss!
KELSEY
Thank you for finally realizing what we all knew YEARS ago!
TESS
I know I’ve only been part of the group for a few months, but…it’s about dang time!
SHAYNA
WE. NEED. DETAILS!!!
ME
He carried me into the ocean and ravished me with his kissing skills.
Did I mention we also kissed the night we met and I never told y’all because I knew you’d freak out, but I’m telling you now so please don’t hate me! I love y’all forevermore!!
TESS
I’m shook.
SHAYNA
The gasp I just gusped! *shaking face emoji*
MALLORY
Same.
KELSEY
We’re going to have a conversation when you get home about why we’re just now finding out this WILD news, but for now, I think I speak for all of us when I say…
We’re so happy for you!
SHAYNA
The happiest!
TESS
I guess I’ll hold down the baddies before baby daddies group on my own *winking face emoji*
It’s worth it being the only single one in the group when I get to see you all happy *heart hands emoji*
Plus, after hearing Alyssa’s crazy dating stories, I’m more than thrilled to spend my evenings at home cuddling Evie.
ME
Thanks friends *face holding back tears emoji* *sparkling heart emoji*
KELSEY