Page 6 of How I Ruined Everything by Kissing My Roommate

"Hello, Maya," I said without looking up, quickly covering the drawing with a stray leaf.

Maya dropped onto the bench next to me, bringing the scent of spiced chai and disapproval. "Don't 'hello Maya' me. You haven't had a genuine conversation with me in a week, and your texts are three words long. How's the roommate situation?"

"It's fine. We have an agreement: silence and non-acknowledgement. It's working for my productivity."

"It's working for your eventual breakdown," Maya corrected gently. "And judging by your artistic muse down there, the silence isn't doing much for your emotional temperature." She nudged the sketchpad.

I pulled it closer. "I’m drawing the field, Maya. Pure geometry, as she so eloquently put it. I am studying the interplay of force and grace."

"Right. And I'm studying the delicate geometry of your heart getting pierced by a sophomore athlete."

"She’s a senior athlete, and no," I insisted, reverting to the safe, hostile narrative I’d built for myself. "She's fake. She’s performative. She claimed to be 'very out and very proud' and then brought that... Mark to the party, hanging off his arm, calling him 'babe'. She's a tourist. She’s centering men for attention, and I refuse to be part of her messy experiment again."

Maya was silent for a moment, watching the field. Sophie was tearing down the wing, defending a rival player with merciless efficiency.

"I don't know your ex messed you up bad, Ris," Maya finally said, the gentle seed of doubt planting itself in the hard earth of my certainty. "But I got serious 'bestie' vibes from Mark and zero ‘boyfriend' vibes. Are you sure you aren't seeing what you expect to see because of Riley?"

Of course, what Maya said made total sense. Mark could just be a friend of a classmate, and maybe my jealousy was doing the thinking instead of my brain, but I wasn’t amenable to reason right now. Besides, there was no solid proof that she hadn’t lied.

I scoffed, tossing a pebble onto the field. "The optics were clear, Maya. She doesn't get the benefit of the doubt. I've learned that lesson the hard way."

Just then, Sophie received a pass near the center line. She didn't look at the crowd; she didn't look at the bench. Her focus was purely on the goal. She delivered a crisp, powerful shot that sliced past the goalie and into the net.

The small group of spectators roared. Sophie simply high-fived her teammates, her expression one of focused satisfaction, not attention-seeking triumph.

I watched the celebration, the doubt a dull pressure in my chest. Am I wrong? But the memory of Riley’s smirk was still too strong.

"See?" I whispered, pulling my jacket tighter. "Efficient. Merciless. Don't trust the sun, Maya. It just blinds you."

"Whatever you say," Maya sighed. "But you're going to need that hostility. Because I checked the roster for our Feminist Theory class. Guess who just enrolled."

I looked down at the field, dread coiling in my stomach.

“Sophie?”

“Bingo.”

The universe truly hated me.

The Feminist Theory seminar room was everything the bleachers were not: small, intimate, and designed for intellectual enrichment. It smelled like stale coffee and old paper. When I walked in twenty minutes later, clutching my annotated copy of Gender Trouble, I was ready to face the world—just not the version of it wearing Ashton soccer shorts.

Sophie Mercer was already there, sitting in the semicircle of chairs, casually dominating the visual field. She was in a university team hoodie, leggings, and immaculate sneakers, radiating the kind of health that made my coffee addiction feel like a moral failure. She looked like she was about to do a plank, not analyze Judith Butler.

Of course she's here. Probably needs an easy A gen-ed. Probably thinks 'The Male Gaze' is the name of a new sports drink.

I slid into the seat furthest from her, dropping my backpack with a thump that earned a few stares. I refused to look her way, focusing instead on the professor, Dr. Alvarez, a woman whose severity I found deeply comforting.

“Good afternoon, class,” Dr. Alvarez began, her voice crisp. “Today, we’re moving into performance theory. Specifically, the idea of how we package the self. I’ve decided to assign a quick, in-class debate: The Performance of Femininity as a Shield vs. The Performance of Femininity as a Capitulation.”

My pencil stopped mid-note. Debate. Perfect. I could eviscerate this topic.

Dr. Alvarez looked at her class list. “Due to the uneven numbers, you’ll be working in pairs. And I’ve chosen those pairs randomly, based on your submission essay scores. Ms. Hart, you will be working with Ms. Mercer.”

My blood ran cold. The low growl I let out was barely audible, but Sophie heard it. I could feel her smile from across the room.

"Well, Iris," Sophie’s low voice cut through the nervous shuffle of textbooks, "Looks like we are stuck together for this one. Hope you brought a strong coffee. I'm defending the shield."

I stood up, gathering my books, already preparing an exit strategy. “I’ll work alone, Dr. Alvarez. I’d prefer to avoid any academic malpractice.”