Page 50 of Amber: Deja Brew

“This is why I said we should take it slow,” Wes says.

“I said I was nervous, I didn’t say I wanted to take it slow,” I snap at him. “I’m tired of you making all the decisions, Wes. I want to have sex. With all three of you. Right now! I’m going to seduce you all if I have to.”

“You’re going to seduce us, are you?” Wes chuckles. “How are you going to do that?”

“By taking off all my clothes. Or kissing you. Or climbing you like a tree. When will this stupid truth spell wear off?”

“It should wear off in a few hours,” Julian says helpfully, “but my spells always go wrong.”

“What if we’re stuck like this forever?” Chase asks.

“I think we’re getting off topic here,” Wes says.

“Right. I was going to strip you naked,” I tell him.

“Exactly.”

I take a step toward him and reach for the waistband of his sweats. “I’m so glad it doesn’t look like a troll.”

“What?” Wes gasps.

“I don’t mean like a troll, troll. I mean like a troll’s cock.”

“When the hell did you see a troll’s cock?” Wes demands.

“Yeah, Bean. What the hell?” Julian cries. “I thought I was your first.”

“You were my first,” I shout, but the guys don’t pay any attention.

“Are you into trolls?” Chase asks.

“There’s no way you hooked up with a troll at the academy without me knowing,” Julian says. “Unless it was Bren. Did you hook up with Bren?”

“Ewww. No! Of course I didn’t hook up with Bren. How could you even think that? He was like two years younger than us, and his face was covered in pimples.”

“Well, he’s the only troll I know of, except Liam. Wait, did you hook up with Liam?”

“Of course I didn’t hook up with Liam!” I shout.

“Do you look at Troll porn?” Chase asks.

“What?” I pause to gape at him. “Wait, there’s troll porn?”

“Of course there’s Troll porn.” Chase nods.

“Have you seen it?” I ask.

“Yes. I’ve watched a lot of porn since I got my own place,” Chase says. “Fuck. I won’t watch any now that I’m with you, Amber. Unless you want to watch Troll porn together. I mean, I’m not into troll porn or anything, but if you are...”

“I’m not into troll porn, okay?! I just shifted into Liam and felt his junk between my legs.”

“You jerked off while you shifted into Liam?” Julian demands. “Why would you do that?”

“What? No! I shifted into him so I could make a cappuccino. That’s all. And I felt his junk between my legs because it kept hitting them. I swear I don’t shift into guys to get off.”

“Have you ever jerked off while in a guy’s body?” Chase asks.

“No, of course not!”