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Jon [11:28am]: YES. That’s the move. We’re doing it.

Tim [11:29am]: Really? Carol would let you wear sweatpants to be on TV?

Jon [11:29am]: Man, who’s in charge in your marriage? I’m in, Duncan’s in. Are you in?

Tim [11:30am]: Yeah, fuck it. I’m in.

Tim [1:17pm]: You guys are fucking assholes

Jon [1:17pm]: Hahahahahahahhaahhaahah

Jon [1:17pm]: Dude, you look so stupid

Tim [1:18pm]: You think this is funny? Tina spent all morning getting her hair done. She wants to murder me.

Duncan [1:19pm]: Well, I wouldn’t advise her to try, you look like a serial killer

Tim [1:19pm]: This is bullshit. I’m getting some ribs.

Duncan [1:20pm]: As long as you didn’t remove them from one of your victims

Jon [1:20pm]: I can’t believe you’re going to be on television looking like a gym rat

Tim [1:21pm]: Is Bea mad?

Jon [1:21pm]: No, she thinks it’s classic

Jon [1:22pm]: Ugh that kindergarten teacher is coming to talk to me

Jon [1:22pm]: He has his guitar

Jon [1:22pm]: Help

Tim [1:23pm]: I will not help

Tim [1:23pm]: You deserve this

Tim [1:24pm]: Enjoy itsy-bitsy spider, bitch

Duncan [1:24pm]: Wow Tim, is that what you say right before you commit murder? Creepy tagline!

Tim [1:25pm]: YOU GUYS SUCK

Jon [1:58pm]: Okay, time to divide and conquer. Who’s talking to which guy?

Duncan [1:58pm]: I’ve got Asher

Tim [1:59pm]: Which one is that?

Duncan [1:59pm]: The professor who ditched Bea at the museum!

Jon [1:59pm]: Oh right, Carol was FURIOUS about that.

Duncan [2:00pm]: Same. I need to figure out his angle

Jon [2:00pm]: Cool. I’m gonna check on Luc

Jon [2:00pm]: That guy is way too smooth