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Beth.Malone:

Colin7784: Yeah, I watched

NickiG: GREAT, so Asher has kids?!?! Omg who saw this coming??

Enna-Jay: He was obviously hiding something

Enna-Jay: But this is like, so endearing

NickiG: Is it?? Or is he just abandoning his children to be kind of a douche to a nice lady on TV?

KeyboardCat: His son is the one who submitted him in the first place!

NickiG: Please Cat you’re a well-documented Asher apologist

KeyboardCat: Maybe I’m just a Bea stan and Asher is lit’rally her only viable option

Beth.Malone: Ummmmmm beg to differ how cute was her kiss with Luc?

KeyboardCat: Wait come on you don’t actually think Luc is there ~for the right reasons~ do you?

Beth.Malone: He’s the hot French chef we need in these dark times and I stand by him

Colin7784: Does Bea actually want to be an insta-mom tho?

Enna-Jay: She did say she wanted kids eventually

Colin7784: Sure, but eventually is different from like, right now

Beth.Malone: That’s actually a really good point

Colin7784: Wow Beth did it hurt you inside to say that

KeyboardCat: But also can I get a hallelujah that Nash and Cooper are finally gone?????

Enna-Jay: I know, how nice is it going to be to watch this show without any villains left? Just guys who ACTUALLY like Bea?

NickiG: What I don’t get is it’s not like Nash and Cooper were even that hot—they had good bodies and everything but their faces were okay at best

KeyboardCat: Isn’t that always the way tho??? It’s the not-hot guys who are fucking obsessed with dating the hottest possible women to validate their existences

Colin7784: Okay actually, in men’s defense—

Beth.Malone: No. Colin. No.

MAIN SQUEEZE CAST SPOTTED BOARDING FLIGHT TO MARRAKESH

posted on TMZ.com

JOHN F. KENNEDY AIRPORT, NEW YORK CITY: The cast and crew of Main Squeeze were spotted boarding a flight to Marrakesh at New York’s Kennedy Airport. TMZ can exclusively confirm that Bea Schumacher was eating a Cinnabon at the flight’s gate—guess she really does ignore her critics! (CLICK THROUGH FOR PHOTOS OF BEA WITH CREAM CHEESE ICING ON HER CHIN.) If you’re reading this from Marrakesh and see the cast and crew around town, send your descriptions and photos to [email protected].

“So”—Lauren twisted the cap off a bottle of iced tea with a sharp pop—“it seems like you’ve fully abandoned our plan not to go falling for any of these men.”

“I guess that’s true.” Bea tried to look contrite, but couldn’t quite muster it—her lips kept quaking into a smile as she luxuriated in her first-class seat on their transatlantic flight to Morocco. “How were last night’s ratings?”

“Huge, obviously.” Lauren grinned. “People love that romance shit. But you realize we have a new problem now? If you’re going to try to make things work for real with Asher, you need to do the same with the other four men.”

“What?” Bea was incredulous. “Why?”