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Bea [2:35pm]: I couldn’t

Marin [2:36pm]: Okay

Marin [2:37pm]: But babe, you’re not going to get over him if you never meet anyone new

Bea [2:38pm]: I know. I’m just not ready.

Marin [2:38pm]: I wish you’d come to Sharon’s. We’d all really love to see you.

TEXT MESSAGE TRANSCRIPT, AUGUST 25:

BEA SCHUMACHER & RAY MORETTI

Bea [7:48pm]: So are you really never going to respond to any of my emails? Not one of them?

Bea [7:48pm]: I’m not trying to ruin your life. I just want to talk.

Bea [7:49pm]: I hate this, Ray. I miss you.

SELECTED MESSAGES FROM THE TINDER MESSAGE FOLDER OF BEA SCHUMACHER

Jim: Yo!!!!!!!!!!!

Bea: Hey there:)

Jim: GIVE. ME. THOSE. CURVES.

Bea: I … what?

Jim: GIMME EM BEA GIMME THOSE CURVES

***user unmatched and blocked***

Todd: sup b

Bea: nm, T. how are you?

Todd: can I come over

Todd: address?

Bea: do you think we maybe skipped a couple of steps there?

Todd: wut

Bea: Hey, Alex! Love that Paris pic. My fav city. :)

Alex: Sorry, I don’t think this is going to work.

Bea: Excuse me?

Alex: You need to show your body in your top photo. A headshot is dishonest.

Kip: Hello, Bea. How’s your week going?

Bea: Hi, Kip! It’s pretty average, a little work, a nice hike now that it’s actually starting to feel like fall.

Bea: (Oh god, am I the boring girl who talks about the weather? Sigh.)