Preethi: FINALLY, someone recognizes MY work here
Kira: Lol we all know Preethi is the real genius in the comms department
Gabe: Hey! I’m the genius who hired that genius!
Anya: Did anyone move last month’s fundraising report? It’s supposed to be in the Digital Reports folder on the Google Drive but I don’t see it there.
Kira: Um. Weird! @Dale can you check on that?
Dale: @Kira @Anya on it!
Transcript of Slack Private Message: Anya Katz and Simone Humphrey
Simone: Anya
Anya: What?
Simone: Really? You needed that report right this second?
Anya: I’m the campaign’s digital director, I need access to our fundraising data
Simone: And you couldn’t have pinged Dale directly?
Anya: Sorry, didn’t realize the Stasi was cracking down on what questions we could ask in the group chat
Simone:
Transcript of Slack Private Message: Gabe Hunt and Kira Liu
Gabe: Did you see that?
Kira: I saw
Gabe: She can’t even let us have a funny chat about some stupid article
Kira: She had a question!
Gabe: That’s not what that was, and we both know it!!
Kira: You’re right, she was so angry about some people calling you cute that she couldn’t help but request information she needs to do her job
Gabe: I realize you’re being sarcastic but that’s literally what happened
Gabe: She is ruining the emotional and spiritual tenor of this campaign!
Kira: You’re ruining the emotional and spiritual tenor of my breakfast
Transcript of Slack Private Message: Anya Katz and Simone Humphrey
Anya: That article wasn’t even about his actual work for the campaign
Anya: The Reddit AMA?? That was *MY* idea!
Anya: It was more about his girlfriend than Jo Sessego
Anya: “Model.” Tallulah posts bikini selfies online, she doesn’t strut catwalks in Milan
Anya: And like honestly, that’s kind of a failure of Gabe as our comms director