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Anya [7:54am]: BUTTON TO THAT GABE

Gabe [7:54am]: I did that one on purpose:)

Anya [7:54am]: You’re the worst

Gabe [7:55am]: How’s the outfit?

Anya [7:55am]: Perfect. Thank you.

Gabe [7:55am]: Have an excellent first day

Gabe [7:55am]: You’re gonna knock em dead

Gabe [7:56am]: Try not to have too many button thoughts about me

Anya [7:56am]: I regret button

Anya [7:56am]: I rescind button

Anya [7:56am]: Button is dead

Gabe [7:56am]: Too late, button is canon

WhatsApp transcript: Anya Katz and Simone Humphrey

March 11, 9:42 p.m.

Anya: [sent four attachments]

Anya: So? How bad is it?

Simone: You sent me four screenshots of texts from a man who’s not your boyfriend, so you know it isn’t good

Anya: I know. I know!

Anya: I shouldn’t have texted him

Anya: But I really like texting him

Simone: There’s actually a very simple mechanism by which you could text Gabe whatever you want, whenever you want

Anya: Do you really think I should break up with Zeke?

Simone: Do YOU think you should?

Anya: It’s not like Gabe is even single

Anya: Or like we live in the same time zone

Simone: And these are reasons to stay with Zeke?

Anya: No, loving Zeke is the reason to stay with him

Anya: Knowing he is an actual good dependable boyfriend and not just addictive strings of words that appear on my phone is the reason to stay with him

Anya: (Not to mention it’s nice having one human being I know in Lincoln Nebraska)

Simone: Today was only your first day in the office, you’ll make friends