Page 67 of See You Next Tuesday

Simone: Idk babe

Simone: Kira and I made this Adult Decision to move to DC and sign a lease and get big girl jobs, it was all super intentional

Simone: And it’s only been two months and we’re both crawling out of our skin

Anya: Noooo, Kira too?

Simone: Please, Kira more than me

Simone: She wants to light the DNC on fire lol

Anya: That’s what “be gay do crimes” means, right?

Simone: I never should have told you about queer tumblr

Anya: Stop no I love it!!!

Simone: My point is, intentionality doesn’t have to mean happiness, or the other way around

Simone: Are you happy with Zeke?

Anya: Yes. Unequivocally

Anya: I just also have concerns

Anya: And also want to text Gabe

Simone: If you’re happy with Zeke and don’t want to mess up your relationship, you’ve gotta stop flirting with Gabe

Simone: It’d be one thing if Gabe was some work husband, but there’s too much history

Simone: I’m sorry. I know it’s not what you want to hear

Anya: No. It is

Anya: I knew what you were going to say when you saw the screenshots

Anya: I guess it’s why I sent them

Simone: Duh

Simone: You don’t have to stop being his friend. It’s good you guys are finally friends (for me and Kira especially). Just stop doing whatever that was, okay?

Anya: Deal

Anya: Now please quit your fancy job and move to Nebraska???

Anya: Lincoln is a cool and artsy university city and you could go to so many women’s sports games

Simone: Ask me again in a month

Anya: Great, I’ll schedule a meeting

Text message transcript: Anya Katz and Gabe Hunt

April 30

Gabe [11:14pm]: Hey, are you up?