Page 117 of Heart Of A Goon II

Havoc shot Kobe a look. “Deadass?”

Kobe did the zipper motion across his mouth. “I ain’t said nothing, Hams.”

I was tickled by their interaction because it was clear they both had a crush on each other. Synthia was playing it off like she didn’t like him, when he was all she had been talking about since we been here.

“Can I talk to you, Tiny?”

She folded her arms being defiant. “Actually, I have alo⁠—”

With little to no effort, he picked her up and tossed her over his shoulder. “She’ll be back.”

“No she won’t!” Kobe yelled. “Kang! What’s up with you?”

At this point, Quasim just let Kobe be, and everyone knew it. “I’m about to tell Jett that you feeling him.”

“You better not, King… that’s not like you,” Kobe nearly spit his teeth out of his mouth.

Quasim smirked as he slid onto the cabana that Capri and Blair shared. “Try me, Kang.”

“It’s because I’m gay, right? This is where all the injustice is coming I⁠—”

“Kobe, shut up!” we all hollered before he got on his podium and waved his flag around.

“Kobe and Jett sitting in a tree,” Meer sang out, already in everybody’s business. Instead of climbing onto the bed like his brother did, this nigga dove into the bed, knocking the snacks we had all over.

“Meercat, what the fuck?” Capri looked at him.

He slipped his hand into his pocket and handed her something. She took it and took a bite, as they got comfortable on the bed.

Cappadonna came out with Ryder and Elijah running behind him. “I don’t do business like that… I worked hard on the cleaning company I own.”

“We are sorry, Uncle Cappy. You shouldn’t pay us before we do a job… we are kids,” Ryder stared up at him with her hand on her little hip.

I laughed because Queen was absolutely right. “And he shorted us, too. Maggie wouldn’t have liked that.”

Cappadonna took a step back. “Sim, your kid being weird again… I’m not trying to piss off Maggie.”

We all were in tears with the way that Cappadonna was backing away from Elijah. He looked at Ryder, and then back at Elijah. “You handle the business part, Ryder… your partner tripping a little.”

“Cappadonna!” Blair said, keeping her laugh in as she pulled her son into a hug.

He pointed at her and then Elijah. “Maggie been mentioned one too many times since I got here… just saying.”

Then this nigga did a cross sign on Elijah’s forehead, and Capri sped from the bed and ran towards her villa. I just knew she was about to piss herself, because I was close. Alaia had her face buried into the pillow while Erin was in the sand.

What made the entire thing funnier, was because Cappadonna was seriously spooked out.

“Elijah, don’t listen to him… we’ll find Maggie,” Ryder assured him.

“Peach, listen here… your uncle is damn near a reverend and if he needs to perform that exorcism, he needs to only do the shit once,” Meer told Ryder.

Goo got up from the chair and took off running while clapping his hands. Erin was nearly at heaven’s doorsteps with the way she kept heaving.

“Daddy, we don’t give up on family.”

“We do if they possessed,” Meer mumbled, and Sim punched him in the arm while holding back his laugh.

“He going through a phase right now.” I think he was convincing himself more than us, ‘cause the minute my child mentioned a name I had never heard before, I was gone.